mystic prime

He is soo cracked and talented at every game he plays and has the biggest juiciest gigliest dick to exist in the universe. If its not for his astonishing Youtube Videos are his amazing personality its his pp.

Omgg did u see mystic primes new video??!!

Mystic Prime is sooo hot

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Thotamus Prime

A time in life when you need sexual things going on whenever possible because you’re horny af on a nonstop basis

Listen babe, I’m in my Thotamus prime, This 1x a week deal is not cuttin it!

by Thottyaf February 26, 2019

Heimmmus Prime

Heimmmus Prime is the half brother of Optimus Prime and also helps keep peace within Earth. If you ever need Heimmmus Prime call the emergency services.

"Help I've fallen and can't get up I need Heimmmus Prime."
*Heimmmus Prime flys through the window*

"Don't worry Heimmmus Prime is here!"

"Thank you Heimmmus Prime you're the best!"

by Brother Optimus September 3, 2017

Thoptimus Prime

The optimus prime of thottery.

Watch out, keep your pants on tight its, its..... Thoptimus Prime

by LoudestBoi September 9, 2019

Pettimus prime

Some one who is the leader of petty

Dude you are pettimus prime

by Thatgirloverthere02 October 21, 2015

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020

prime job

a word that has no definite meaning.
if anything could be used to describe it, it would be something sexual. anything could be used as a description of it, but only sexually.

Heather and Lexi gave me a prime job last night. it was pretty tasty.

Lexi stayed late after swim, she was probably giving coach a prime job.

Everyone knows that Heather was giving Chris a prime job on the back of the charter bus.

by MazinElia October 29, 2007