toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

pretzel pop

when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her

"pretzel pop me daddy."

by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017

cheesy pretzel

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob after sex when she has a yeast infection.

Joe: I can't believe you had sex with her while she had a yeast infection.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.

by biggie fries May 10, 2014

pretzel pong

catching pretzels in your mouth as a competition, to win you must have the most caught or catch a double pretzel. fun game to play at parties!

"do you want to play some beer pong?"
"no lets play some pretzel pong instead"

by danis December 14, 2014

Pretzeling

The act of two men ( or woman with strap ons) , simultaneously inserting their dicks into each others asses and than pulling on each others legs up and down repeatedly for sexual pleasure

Wow me and dave were pretzeling all night last night, now I can barely walk!

by dictionaryfreak123 December 11, 2025

pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

damp pretzel

When someone likes men

dude did you hear david is a damp pretzel

by wet pretzel April 28, 2022