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prosticute

(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prostitute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette

(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.

(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.
1. "I heard my ex-boyfriend brought the whore he's dating to the party last weekend."

"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."

2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."

3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."
by emilybronte July 22, 2010
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prostitute

An ugly bitch who stands on the corner so she can get money by fucking someone.
by Jasmine July 11, 2003
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Baby prostitute

Grown adults who shop at the baby gap
by Lauren Grae February 21, 2009
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Prostitate

yo jimmy that prostitate was amazing last night.
by A,marshall February 20, 2009
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prostitude

1. What the girl in Butterfly Effect turns out to be.
2. How "prostitute" is pronounced according to Jake Antoniello.
"Oh, she's a PROSTITUDE!!!"
by Insane guitarist April 5, 2005
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basement prostitute

big fat ugly whores, sucky sucky for cheap, usually kept in the confines of ones basement to keep out of view of the neighbors.
Devon the pimp gonna cut you a deal on his basement prostitute.
by vagitarian21 February 5, 2010
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prostitute

my pricipal!!!!!
she dresses like a prostitute!
by Twinkie101 February 7, 2009
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