The Hydraulic Press 

When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.

Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.

Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?

John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.

Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.

Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.

Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.

Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.

*Laugh Track*

The Hydraulic Press by Video Person January 17, 2021

Biloxi Press 

One sexually attracted to another or others of the same sex. A homosexual.

Dude! Bob just asked me if he could blow me! I didn't know he was Biloxi Press!

Biloxi Press by twiggy April 14, 2006

Stop Press 

1) Way of Life
2) Game invented by a hectic surfer and played by hectic surfers. Invovles a strict scoring system and an ever growing amount of players and cards. Once you've started playing Stop Press, you are always a player of Stop Press. For ever.

(Daniel) hey, who wants to play stop press?
(Bruce) oh yeah, count me in.
(Daniel) we weren't talking to you bruce, why are you still here? i thought i told you to go home. weren't you going to the library today?
(Bruce) no i bruced out
(Daniel) you massive bruce! come on guys lets go play stop press.

Stop Press by Ell... October 22, 2008

Gooch Press 

Gooch Press is the male version or equivalent of the kegel stretch or exercise for women.

Bobby has been doing the Gooch Press three times a week to help strengthen his core.

During her pregnancy Susie Q did her kegel exercises all day, and Bobby did the gooch press.

Gooch Press by schubby January 10, 2014

French Press 

When you poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.

I got in the shower, and had to take a shit, but I didn't want to get out of the shower, so I just did a French press.

French Press by Urban Dicks Are Hairy March 4, 2019

printing press 

A dirty sex position which involves shoving dollar bills into the vagina

Bro, i totally printing pressed her last night

printing press by Twinky117 October 2, 2013

Panini Press 

When someone sits down and proceeds to defecate on a closed toilet seat.

There is a brown outline of butt cheeks stained on the toilet seat from the multiple panini press pranks the customers have pulled at my job.

If this line moves any slower I’m going to panini press this business as revenge.

Panini Press by Momimalion October 28, 2018