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by bo_burnhams_pasta September 14, 2021

pastachingata

A non-traditional Mexican style pasta served to teen and pre-teen Mexican border town young girls prior to their official de-flowering by their father or brothers. This delectable dish is made with a special type tulip shaped Italian pasta called Campanelle. The pasta, chosen for it's symbolic flower shape is then prepared with any cheap can or jarred spaghetti sauce. The sauce is then doctored up with hot chile sauce, cilantro and Safeway's Lucerne Brand Mexican style four cheese blend. More expensive sauces and cheeses can be used but traditionally, the cheaper versions are used to symbolize the cheapness of the event. For larger families, refried beans, rice and tortillas are also served with the pastachingata. A truly special dish for that very special night.

Hey Chingaletta, did you know that little Maria is getting her pastachingata tonight. She has five brothers and her dad is hung like a mule so she is going to be very very sore tomorrow my friend.

by Snowpimp January 14, 2010

pasta repairman

1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.

1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.

by MattFP July 15, 2005

Prasad 5

The legendary "Prasad 5", year 13 subjects. These include: Calculus, Statistics, Chemistry, Physics and economics.

"Yo Juan is powerful, he's doing the Prasad 5!".

by Jesus Piece Feast November 22, 2009

Pastatute

Someone who sells themselves on the street for pasta.
Generally an Italian, or a rather large female. Will have sex with a male to be paid in pasta.

Joe: "How come that girl on the corner is showing you leg & licking her lips and asking for pasta?"

Rob: "Oh, that's just Angie, she's a real pastatute, she'll do ANYTHING for a plate of ziti".

by IloveEmilyMunn March 30, 2011

pasta

Slang term for marijuana. It is often used over the telephone as a codeword and is not typically mentioned during face to face conversations.

Pasta can also be used to describe money derived from illegitimate business.

You - "I'm tryina get something to eat."

Drug Dealer - "Word? I know a good place that serves up some nice pasta."

You - "Come through."

by Krill Awareness June 3, 2007

pastapoot

A prostitute who is mentally challenged. The origin is traced to an incident in 1996 in Lake Doster, MI USA. During an improvised scene in a video made by a group of middle school aged friends, one of the boys was portraying a mentally challenged prostitute when he grabbed a large pasta pot and said, "Stupid pastapoot."

Kelly is getting deperate. She was acting like a goddamn pastapoot at Adam's party.

by The Garbage Man March 27, 2007