old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

by Zempo October 13, 2016

Rocket pouch

When you slam back your Capri-sun so hard you have to "woogity-woogity" your best friend.

Otto: Bro, this Fruit punch was a Rocket pouch.
Squid: *Gives Otto a 'woogity-woogity'*

by otto-man empire January 3, 2017

Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.

I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.

by 104206901 March 15, 2021

Cock pouch

The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.

“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low”

by Cockpouch March 24, 2021

nom pouch

Slang for a burrito. Often filled with delicious things, such as rice, meat (often chicken), and beans. Some nom pouches are frozen and must be defrosted and heated before consumption.

You can pick up a delicious nom pouch in San Francisco's mission district.

by turtlemadness55 February 21, 2011

poonie pouch

the collection of fat on the mons pubis.

It wasn't so much fupa...it was more like a poonie pouch.

by irishinch March 26, 2011

Nug Pouch

A soft sack or bag containing 2 or more of a certain item, usually "nugs".

I could not stop laughing after Stevie got hit in the nug pouch with the hockey puck.

by SteezyT August 19, 2011