postmodernist construct

a meaningless, ridiculous, or counter-factual idea that has been created and promoted by pretentious, logically-challenged people

Intersectionality is a postmodernist construct

by bws92082 November 1, 2017

Postmodern gothic

A sub-genre of gothic literature that features postmodern undertones. Postmodern gothic novels are often reflective of society post 2000, highlighting fears of the loss of self, commercialism, terrorism and technology. The term "postmodern gothic" was not in use much until recent years, and became especially popular when used to describe the fictional novella "Bittersweet Symphony" by author Rebecca McNutt. Postmodern gothics are especially popular with hipsters, up-and-coming-lawyers and businessmen.

"Wow, man! This postmodern gothic is so eye-opening, the way it describes the evils of advertising and corporate greed!"

"I prefer legal thrillers over gothics, especially postmodern gothics. I hate books set in the 21st Century."

by ChickenHappy322 April 22, 2018

postuparity

When children of God come together to obtaining the grand plan of the new Heaven and Earth

Let’s get this postuparity started right!

by Barnzy one May 23, 2018

postuversing

A hypothetical conversation from first person perspectives between two hypothetical people.

My friend and I were postuversing about Abraham Lincoln and a time traveling dildo salesman discussing the repercussions of the Emu War.

Abraham Lincoln: "So the Australians won right?"
Time Traveling Dildo Salesman: "Not even close, mate."

by Vergbergler February 5, 2019

Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun

Punching a girl through a plate glass window and loosing the sensation in your finger tips permanently before taking her home.

Hosea: I'd like to give her a piece of my mind!

Hoseb: Give her a Posties Tav!

Hosea: What kind?

Hoseb: The Sticky Bun!!!

Hosea: Of course, how could I be so stupid, The Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun!!!

by The Kingsbray Chookie December 3, 2019

Possum dip

Dipping your balls in a sock filled with hot soup

Fuck I just had a nasty possum dip

by Dannychinesenuts April 28, 2020

Possum Trap

When you insert a possum trap into a silicone rubber ass. Then put the ass in a public toilet. When a unsuspecting target goes to insert his penis in sillicon ass, .The possum trap will engage on there penis and there for they will be possum trapped

Dave: hey Mick how was your weekend?
Mick: Not so good Dave, got bloody possum trapped again.

by Hansolo69 September 20, 2021