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Pastalavu

Italian in origen: Meaning: Greeting. Usage: When leaving a guess or approaching a friend. Pronouned: pasta-la-voo.
!Pastalavu! (simultaniously gesture with dominate hand held high and motioning as if masterbating (not gender specific).
by Ricardo M. August 11, 2006
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Portal of Pleasure

The means by which one finds the path to their ultimate happiness.
She found that the easiest way to enter her portal of pleasure was by drinking vodka and watching the Vampire Diaries.
by 9th Wave Rider April 13, 2011
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Pastalytize

To espouse one's belief in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and spread the noodly goodness of Pastafarianism.
The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation took to the streets, handing out religious tracts and colorful noodle necklaces as they pastalytized to the heathen masses.
by The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation February 11, 2015
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Portales

Portales is a small town on the Great Plains of New Mexico. We are known for our college, peanuts ,and also dairy’s. The people you might find vary in every way, their is a majority of really good people that you find more here than anywhere else but on the other hand there are the bad people which u would find anywhere although it’s a small town if you have just arrived you will hardly know everyone or meet the whole town. There’s lots of mystery behind portales and lots of tweakers but it is a comfortable place to most. For it feels so much like home. Even though it has its times
I’ve been through portales before it’s a small town.
Portales doesn’t have much to offer but maybe I want to settle here when I’m older

Did you here about that guy who got arrested in Portales.
by Want some dope? April 20, 2020
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postable

when someone texts you something that is so relatable it deserves to go on your instagram story
them: “fruit roll ups fix 2am sadness

me: that is postable
by uremobae June 6, 2020
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Anal Portal

Mind if I delve into your anal portal?
by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016
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postanostical

post - after
an - not
ost - bone/boner
ical - of or relating to

Adjective used after an an action that does NOT cause a boner.
Her postanostical voice kept me unhorny for a week.
or
Her unpostanostical walk made it HARD for me to chase after her.
by Post An Ost Ical November 30, 2009
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