melting popsicles

1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.

1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."

2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."

3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."

4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"

by Kate from California ;) August 2, 2010

Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.

Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.

by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010

nigger popsicles

when it is too cold to steal

Man, its fucking nigger popsicles outside.

by Micr0nutz January 15, 2007

warm popsicle

A dick in your mouth.

Multiple ways of use. Ie: If your girl doesn't like sucking dick tell the bitch to imagine a warm popsicle and love it.

Hey mom! I was going to town on Billy's warm popsicle the other day and it seemed rather small. Anything you can do to help me out with that?

by Adam October 28, 2004

dirty popsicle

when a man inserts his penis into his sexual partners anus and then pulls out and has feces (shit) on his penis, and then receives part of a blow job from a second sexual partner before re-inserting his penis into the first ones anus and repeating aforementioned actions

friend 1:dude last night i walked in on my room mate getting it on with two chicks
friend 2: damn he's good
friend 1: naw dude he gave her a dirty popsicle, it was nasty
friend 2: damn thats fucking gross

by NAMtheMANwithNOplan October 3, 2010

nigger popsicle

When it's too cold outside to steal

Man, It's nigger popsicle outside

by FranticIce January 19, 2007

popsense

Of or pertaining to a higher awareness of cultural truth.

I wish I had the face of Keanu Reeves and the popsense of Kathy Griffin. But never, ever, the other way around.

by Jeff L-E June 27, 2008