cook potatoes

To do exceeding well in something; to kick ass

After studying for hours, I am going to cook potatoes on that final exam tomorrow.

by Mr. Potatoe Head June 2, 2007

mash potatoes

to say good bye or see you at a later period in the day (when you leave,depart from a place, dwelling or any other area which you frequent with your friends, brothers, sisters, gang, crew, or homies) n.b. can be shortened to mash or used with any other kind of potato e.g. jacket/boiled/baked/roast/sweet potatoes

safe kids, i've got to go, mash potata - see ya lata

by maximus tentius April 20, 2004

Poytatoes

The ancient Mayan way of saying, go die before I kill you in Fifa Worldcup.

Danny, go Poytatoes yourself.

by F Torres August 26, 2010

Mashing Potatoes

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.

Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.

by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021

wet mashed potatoes

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.

"Wet mashed potatoes"
*every guy around*

"OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!"
sexual

by LOV3DOCTOR November 5, 2015

half smashed potatoes

potatoes that are only half smashed.

"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "

by Potatoesboilem December 23, 2016

Potatoe top pie

The Genitals of a very elderly lady

I munched on that old bags potatoe top pie

by Pyscho piko August 1, 2011