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Trombone Player

One of the most perverted verieties of band geek. They tend to be somewhat talented though. Band would be hard without them. The music they produce is beautiful.
Nick.
Nick is a trombone player.
Nick told me that he wants to have sex with his instrument.
Nick was humping his trombone durring marching band practice the other day.
Nick often performs sensual dances involving his trombone.
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player

a selfish bastard who only goes out with a bunch of girls for sex and uses them
My boyfriend max Quinn is a player but is still super hot
by Pegusus May 13, 2005
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Hockey players

Hockey players are the coolest fucking people alive. They take incredible amounts of pain just to win the game. They will fight through anything and they never get scared. A 6 feet tall hockey player is tough enough to fight a 7 feet tall hockey player. Hockey players never back down.They are also very good in bed because they have a strong core, which helps while having sex.
by Ebor13 May 9, 2010
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Vulcan Prayer

A sexual maneuvre where one person places both hands together with the middle fingers separated and inserts 4 fingers into the vagina and 4 fingers into the asshole.

You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.
I was so wasted last night that I gave Lauren a Vulcan Prayer, my little fingers stink
by biggsy1138 June 13, 2010
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girl player

a bitch who decides to play with a guy's feelings
guy: "She hasn't texted me back all weekend, I don't know whats up, I thought we had something!"

dude: "Shoulda gotten some while you could've, she's a girl player."

guy: "Back to porn.com I guess.."
by sheplayedme January 11, 2012
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player

A male who is so skilled at manipulating women that he can "play" all of them at once by having strictly sexual relationships with all of them at once because they are so taken by him. A real player has many girls that he can call at anytime and have sexual intercourse with or accompany him to wherever he wishes. A real player's many women also are aware of the other women but are so into him that they do not care and/or it makes them want him more, to be the only one for him.
damn, that guy just stole the other guys girlfreind and now she's walkin off with him and leaving the boyfreind in the dust!! and that was only after he talked to her for five minutes while the boyfreind went to get drinks!! that guy is forshiiiiiiiiizzzzzle a player.
by george tedbetter September 23, 2006
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player's punch

a drink, which is similar to a screwdriver, only vodka, orange juice topped off with cranberry juice, usually reserved for the true players in the club
last night Jeff and Jim bought Danielle her first player's punch. In the club, and let me say she was very greatful
by Jeff Dailey December 30, 2008
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