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plooft

Plooft defenifion is: a person is stupid
Person 1: hey person 2!
Person 2:?
Person 1: your a total plooft
by Moan lord 89 March 26, 2020
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Plop Twist

A Plop Twist is when you go to the toilet for a piss but get the sudden desire to take a shit.
Man 1: "Hey man, what took you so long? We were ready half an hour ago."

Man 2: "Sorry man, had a Plop Twist."
by Ramenboi April 2, 2020
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Ploomer

is the term by which they are called
people belonging to Gen C or to the generation born after January 1, 2020, the year of the coronavirus plague, deriving precisely from "plague" forming the word ploomer
poor ploomers who will have to live in this shitty world
by quarantineisjustmylifestyle November 28, 2020
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plop monster

When you are trying to take a dump and pushing forever and then you are finally rewarded with the release of a pack of poops, then you have released a plop
monster
Ewww gross... it sounds like Tommy just released a plop monster in there!
by Goat-a-roat April 25, 2021
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Ploap

The 20th day of any month.

Pronunciation: Plowp.

Rhymes with rope.
Employee: When am I getting paid?
Boss: On the ploap of October. Are you fine with that?
Employee: OK. Sounds good enough.

A: When will we celebrate Father's Day this year?
B: June 20.
A: Oh, so it falls on the ploap this time.
by Milaneso December 31, 2021
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plop

I'm gonna take a poo. *plop*
by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 12, 2022
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pliophaplfiasorm

the fear of being slapped in the face with a fish.
"look! A fish" "OMG get it away! I have pliophaplfiasorm!"
by THE CREATOR OF THE DICTIONARY September 27, 2022
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