A sexual act wherein hot tar is funneled into a woman's anus, the man then has his way with her before the tar hardens.
John had ordered his driveway to be paved so that he could use the leftover tar to give Sally a Philly Construction Crew.
by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011
by keroki September 24, 2018
by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed October 18, 2005
The Philly Cheese snake is a sexual act in which the man applies cheese wiz to his dick. The woman then licks or sucks the cheese of.
Mike: dude get me the cheese wizz, Laruens giving me a philly cheese snake tonight.
Chris: eww gross man.
Chris: eww gross man.
by flesh of the stars January 06, 2008
This is where a guy is banging a girl in a bath tub and pinches out a long terd. If she says anything about it, then he knocks her out cold.
Tito is having sex with Megan in a bathtub. Tito lets a long log go. Megan says, "What the hell is that?!?" Tito knocks her unconscious. The End.
by Cleadus February 07, 2004
(noun)
1) this is achieved when the act of fingering is simply not enough to convey how horny the male is across to the female. The male male inserts one or more fingers into the anus of the female while simulatneouly maintaining the squish penetration. In order to avoid being mistaken with the "shocker" the male needs to be driving his fingers as deep and forcefully as possible while whispering "what the fuck, come on" into one of the female's ears.
1) this is achieved when the act of fingering is simply not enough to convey how horny the male is across to the female. The male male inserts one or more fingers into the anus of the female while simulatneouly maintaining the squish penetration. In order to avoid being mistaken with the "shocker" the male needs to be driving his fingers as deep and forcefully as possible while whispering "what the fuck, come on" into one of the female's ears.
SitOnMeShamrock: i thought this chick was bored the other night while i was making out with her. I laid into her with a south philly brunswick and found out she was just sleeping.
by SitOnMeShamrock July 22, 2011
by InsanelySausey June 06, 2010