phat headies

An extension to normal head jobs AKA blow jobs. Phat headies are the coolest most exciting head jobs available and are continually sought after by the male population

man we hit all the clubs last night looking for some phat headies

by JG77789 October 16, 2006

phat amounts

the most you could ever have...ever

1. i have so much phat amounts, its ridiculous.

by iron maiden mike a May 18, 2009

Phat Fives

A term used to desribe an Integra GSR wheel that has straight spokes.

Do you think I should get Phat fives or Blades for my hatchback?

by Andrew December 24, 2004

Phat Whaps

Naturally large breasts, usually so large as to not be self supporting.

You've got to love a MILF with phat whaps!

by The Unhomed April 29, 2019

phat horsecock

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.

OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!

by TheScarpinator November 11, 2020

phat dick

a big dick

"suck my phat dick"~ branson

by phat dick November 27, 2016

Phat Rip

When the rip is so fat that f-a-t doesn't even do it justice

Kyle: Bro did you see Jerry took a kick right to the nuts from his girl??
Alex: Dude that's a phat rip.

by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs May 11, 2020