Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.

I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

penile hubris

A man with far too much dick confidence.

Christopher Williams is full of penile hubris.

by boogers89 September 24, 2016

pepildo

A peppermint flavored dildo. Something both the mom and kids can enjoy as a stocking stuffer.

Mom, look i got a pepildo. Me too hun mommy will be back down in a bit.

by Fredlyssanation July 5, 2016

penile region

The region surrounding the penis and the testicles in the male human body. Animals often also have penile regions but less developed than the human penile region.

Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.

"Somebody once told me, penile region's yummy, so I went out and sucked a big black cock."

by peppodo the third February 22, 2017

penile googler

Where a gay man or straight woman goes on google to look for a picture of a penis

Woah that gay is a penile googler

by Jackttttttttt March 4, 2017

pevel

An arrogant annoying guy. Someone who makes bad decisions and doesn't like to do what others ask. He is a relationship destroyer and doesn't even mind.

Mark: Pevel just broke up with lily after only a day!

by Cherryb0mbastic March 26, 2017

Penile prophet

A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.

My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.

by Deadrune April 6, 2017