Wordplay Petty 

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

Wordplay Petty by MTrain84 March 21, 2017

Wordplay Petty 

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

Wordplay Petty by MTrain84 March 21, 2017

jacob petty 

Petty guy named Jacob. Human Bowlimg Ball

Don't be such a jacob petty

jacob petty by Totally accurate definition July 13, 2017

Fucking Petty 

When someone decides to go on a break with their significant other and after two months finds out they slept with another person, they then drive 6 hours to ruin a LDOC party their significant other will be at.

Girl: "Oh my god D-ron stop being so fucking petty and leave him alone!"

Fucking Petty by derffgffrrtg April 29, 2019

Pro-petty 

Verbal throat punch to one or many in a professional setting that allows you to keep your job. Similar to a professional "mic drop". Not rude or disrespectful however it lets them know "don't come for me".

I had to go pro-petty on my boss when our policies were questioned and they pointed the finger at me. Per your last email (see attachments 1, 2, and 3) we used your guidance to develop our current office policies. See right there where you signed off?

Pro-petty by Dr. Sheknowitall April 27, 2020

New Level Petty 

Being extremely childish and making uncalled for statements

Eduardo was new level petty when he claimed it wasn't him in the picture

New Level Petty by Gotyoucaught June 30, 2016

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti 

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat

oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti by pleasesub2pewdiepie February 16, 2019