pervert in the weeds

Not fully considering all the issues that could present themselves in a situation.

"Let's make sure to test all features of the product, we don't want a pervert in the weeds"

by YSOSRSMAN June 12, 2018

Pervacious

Actions that would be deemed as perverted. A personality trait that has a perverted slant.

Bob is Pervacious and makes my girlfriend uncomfortable.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

PERVERTISM

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!

Ew that's pervertism

by Jeffysayswhatsayin May 11, 2020

Pervy pigeon

While in the nacelle of a wind turbine, the technician masturbates out of the tool hatch onto his coworkers below. As his load descends he radios to his coworkers "lookout for that pervy pigeon" in hopes they will turn upwards and be struck by his semen.

"I was uptower the other day and I sent down a pervy pigeon, landed one on my foreman's windshield"

by Wind-deez February 11, 2021

Conversation pervert

Someone who listens in on other people's conversations. An eavesdropper.

Person1: Hi, I like badgers, they're pretty cool.
Person2: Yeah they are.

Randomer: I agree, badgers are awesome!

Person1&2: Uhh okay.... conversation pervert.
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by eggybreadhead January 13, 2011

Urban Pervert

1. An author on Urbandictionary.com. Known for making definitions for sex-related words.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.

1. Have you heard of Urban Pervert? His definitions on Urbandictionary.com are gross!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!

by FunkDaBeat October 2, 2014

Topsy-pervy

When you Jerkoff upside-down so as to ejaculate in ones face.

It was a windy day so I gave myself a topsy-pervy.

by Dnice456 September 27, 2019