Chocolate Covered Pretzel

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by longranger August 28, 2003

Pretzel

A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.

Anya couldn't walk properly because she had spent the whole night doing it pretzel style.

by JedwardWalbriston August 6, 2012

Pretz

(Noun) An uneducated young man with no ambition whatsoever. He is often referred to as a pathetic simpleton who does not understand the importance of knowledge.

"He failed his exams? Such a pretz."

"Keep on studying son. You don't want to grow up to be a pretz."

"That pretz is such an idiot."

by cramram September 26, 2013

pretzelfish

A woman which twists like a well known german bakery ware during sexual intercourse.

A: "Dude, she can cross her legs behind her head!"
B: "Yup, clear case of pretzelfish."

by Hans Hanseatic Hansen August 15, 2011

peet shake

when one shakes his ass to the music during a hardcore session.

"I just cant stop doing the peet shake..."

by nallalover89 September 23, 2012

pretzel dicking

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.

Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.

by majortator November 7, 2014

peedza

How Arabic people with Arab accents pronounce "Pizza".

Dude, I'm going to go eat some peedza, I'll be right back.

by my cok January 27, 2016