Pee Taco

Any small, inanimate object that becomes tainted with urine.

I dropped my wallet on the floor of the public restroom. Now, it's a goddamn pee taco.

by Mojo-Johnson October 29, 2012

pee donkey

a man's penis

my girl likes to ride the pee donkey.

by losr4lif January 17, 2011

getcho pee pee wet

A term used to describe the instance in which a person is about to get laid.

That fat kid is finally getting him some. Yo, fat sassage bastard, go GETCHO PEE PEE WET!

by mackelslap December 22, 2008

pee spoon

When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.

John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"

Chris: "No, man. What's up?"

John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."

by U-G February 20, 2011

pee woop

when doctor mike starts a medical meme review or something fun ig

"Let's get started with the new episode! PEE WOOP!"

by voidyingx March 1, 2020

adventure pee

To mark your territory in an adventurous place. More simply, to piss wherever you want. Toilets are for the weak. Much more difficult for women, but definitely worth the liberating feeling.

Highlight of my weekend: when I adventure peed in Paris. No way was I paying for a gross public bathroom when I could claim Paris as my own.

by whatshenanniegans October 28, 2013

vitamin pee

anything that is likely to make a person pee a lot

Beer is loaded with vitamin pee.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008