Little Pecker

amazing. yet, a douche at the same time. he's a really good friend to anyone. unless well you're a dumb trick. haha , he makes me laugh when i try to be mad at him. you can never stay mad at him for more then 10 seconds. he's my bestfriend. i like him a lot, he may not realize it but i do. (: but , oh well. gonna go hit me up some facebook. peace dumb trick. (:
Pulling an all-nighter with Little Pecker. (:
by sarah cracker dog May 12, 2011
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big pecker treker

One who has many one night stands just to find the biggest penis to settle down with...
Jane: "Mom, are you satisfied with dad's umm... size???"

Mom: "Of course dear! I am a Big Pecker Treker from way back and you will be satisfied too once you snag yourself a big un..."
by amos quito April 29, 2005
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Dog Pecker Gnats

1. The gnats that fly around a dog's pecker drawn to the gnat butter.
2. Can also be used as an expression of disgust or frustration.
1. Hey check out duke and his flock of dog pecker gnats.
2. Dog pecker gnats!!! That beeyatch just cut me off.
by Weslitzu November 06, 2006
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Picking Your Pecker

1. Quit picking your pecker and get to work!
2. After I get home I’ll hop in bed to start picking my pecker to some wild porn!
by The ROFL Place December 10, 2018
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pony pecker in a jockstrap

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish
by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016
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Four-Pecker Fire

An example of using of the pecker system, which is an approximate measurement system used for fires based on the number of adult males who would need to urinate on the fire in order to extinguish it.
Break out the marshmallows, we got a four-pecker fire going here!
by santaslittlehelper88 December 04, 2020
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Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition
MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker
by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020
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