pattern whore

the act of wearing too many patterns at once.

Wow Sally, hearts AND stripes? You're such a pattern whore.

by hippolander January 23, 2009

Pattersoning

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.

Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!

by jazzy_j.a September 30, 2011

Pattie Crider

A well define women whom is a great mother and the best girlfriend possible,with a heart of gold and all the strength needed to withstand the bullshit from j-hole.

If all women were like "Pattie Crider"the world would be a better place.

by I am your future September 27, 2011

pattenberry

A large booty

"Oh Damn look at that pattenberry"

by Prometheusxp April 18, 2016

pasteesh

A small parcel of food usually served at a dinner party, with likness to an horderve or an appetiser. It is usually filled with a sweet or savoury component of your choice, wrapped in a delicate pastry case.

Would Sir like a Pasteesh?

by sideshowjojo December 2, 2016

Panteehamped

Female version of teabagging

Mr. Perry, fucking Jessica panteehamped me on the playground and it made me feel like a bitch

by orange71683 June 5, 2017

patree

A way to say “nothing” or “don’t worry about it” or “i don’t want to repeat myself” in a nice tone

You say something to a friend, someone walks up to you and asks you “what?” You say patree to tell him “i don’t want to repeat myself “.

by BFMO April 20, 2018