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St. Patrick

I think St. Patrick actually saved the Irish from the potato famine by following the rainbow to a pot of cereal with marshmallows and a keg of green beer. So the people had cereal with marshmallows and the grown ups drank green beer until they weren’t hungry. Then they picked bouquets of four leaf clovers and danced around to a fiddle music with the rats. - Tressa
Hey, St. Patrick, thanks for the green beer and that thing you did to save all our potatoes!
St. Patrick by Tressa L March 17, 2009
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Spicy Patrick 

Act of going ass to ass and having a poop tug-of-war. The winner then chooses which one them eats it.
"Last night me and my girl got together and had a 30 minute Spicy Patrick session!"
Spicy Patrick by Ryan54! December 31, 2008

Shawn Patrick 

the person someone loves more than any other person at any time in life She was the love of his life
Shawn Patrick is the love of jasmines life.
Shawn Patrick by Jaz1997123 May 13, 2022

Shawn Patrick 

the person someone loves more than any other person at any time in life She was the love of his life.
Shawn Patrick is the love of jasmine Mcgee’s life!
Shawn Patrick by Jaz1997123 May 13, 2022

Shawn Patrick 

Bigger’n badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earl

note; not affiliated in anyway with those named “Sean
that Shawn Patrick really is a good’n
Shawn Patrick by Vinesh Singh October 27, 2022

SpongeBob Patrick

And squidward mr.krabs sandy mrs. Puff man ray bubble buddy plankton Karen. SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick the star.
Patchy the pirate goo la goon the flying Dutch man boating school Harold and Margaret Mystery Kevin king Neptune anchovies SpongeBob and Patrick captain blue Perch Perkins, Pearl, Nosferatu
Gary and Larry, Mermaid Man Alaskan Bull Worm, Betsy Krabs Procrastination, Fry Cook Games Dying For Pie, The Great Snail Race Mid-Life Crustacean, Bubblestand Grandma's Kisses and Krabby Land SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward, Mr.Krabs And King Jellyfish and Hans (SpongeBob, Patrick) DoodleBob and Squilliam and Potty the Parrot The Paper and the Cyclops Krabby Patty, Chum Bucket Marty, Janet, Hеrb Realistic Fish Head The Dirty Bubblе, Pearl Health Inspector, Krusty Krab squlliam Returns The Hash-Slinging Slasher, Fred Gary

SpongeBob Patrick
SpongeBob Patrick by Chad pvz2 fan November 20, 2023

Steven Patrick Morrissey 

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.
Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"