Patch Apes

A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner

I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.

by PatchGuy May 23, 2018

watermelon patch

a large group of african-americans standing in a grassy area.

I lst control of my car and ran right through a watermelon patch.

by jcornstopper September 8, 2010

Niggerette Patch

A small patch applied to the upper arm to prevent black people smoking.

Tyrone was using a niggerette patch to prevent his cravings for cigarettes.

by Goodstein October 10, 2009

Pumpkin Patch

A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.

You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.

by CaptainSarge April 10, 2010

Trash Patch

A tattoo.

(Trashy & Uneducated Person)-"I really want to get a tattoo because I want to be different than everyone else and prove that I'm unique."

(Normal Person)-"You don't need to hire someone to repeatedly puncture your skin with an ink needle to feel unique. Try body building and then your body will truly be a SELF MADE work of art. Don't get a trash patch.

by Filthy Rich White Boy February 24, 2011

Vag Patch

The female version of cock blocking.

"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P

by UnderWhere? June 23, 2010

Thatch Patch

The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.

She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.

by Aaron & Rocky January 26, 2006