PATRICK

PADDY WAGGON IS FLAWLESSS HE IS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. IS SNAPE IMPRESSION IS TO DIE FOR.

HEY DO YOU KNOW PATRICK ?

YEAH HES THE BANT

by Whore-a-sarus October 18, 2014

Inverted Spongebob and Patrick

Sister sexual act to the Inverted Pooh Bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from The Crusty Crab (McDonald's will also do. Guy #1(Patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next Guy #2(Spongebob) fills Patrick's anus with most of the Special Sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. Spongebob and Patrick now commence in sucking/eating asshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double titanic orgasm). As with the Inverted Pooh Bear, only the strong survive.

Blake: "Evan, Jake, guess what!?!"
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."

by Meeeeech December 15, 2008

Patrick

An amazingly sexy beast who is skilled in World of Warcraft.

Victor: That guy kicked my ass
Matt: Yeah he was a real Patrick

by Matt "Patrick" February 23, 2009

Patrick

A FUCKING DUMBASS

A patrick is stoopid

by Jaws1706 October 19, 2020

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

patrick stump

omfg he is so adorable he always weres a hat and hes the lead singer and he plays the guitar for his emo rox band Fall Out Boy he is so hot omfg i wanna marrie him he is so hot when he has long hair and his hair cover his long side burgs lol so hot

girl :my bf looks like patrick stump

boy :omfg is tht guy patrick stump

girl :no thts my bf

boy :sweet

by danidaisy November 3, 2006

john patrick

John Patrick is a man made of more than your average JP. He loves his gran, he loves football and he really enjoys chatting about what's for dinner. Mostly found cracking jokes, he's a cheeky chappy and easily as handsome as Rick Astley.

John Patrick will know which yoghurt Beyonce likes.

by EasilyConfused July 21, 2020