grandma panties

the huge saggy underwear, that your grandma, mom, or even you wear.

my grandma was wearing her grandma panties to the store.

by swimmy761 January 1, 2004

panic button

the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off

a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button

by Tha_Cuddla August 16, 2005

smash your panties

Coitus between a male and female when the female is still wearing her panties, and they must be pulled aside for the man's penis to penetrate the vagina.

"Meet me in the back of the library, I'm gonna smash your panties" or "Man, you wouldn't believe it, but I smashed that chick's panties last night" or "I want to fuck you right now bitch. Don't worry about taking your panties off, I'm going to smash them"

by rockin713b March 29, 2009

don't panic

there are really two definitions.

1. Catch-phrase from Douglas Adam's book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Deceptively simple to understand, and yet this simple advice really can improve the quality of your life if you choose to follow it.

2. First song on Coldplay's debut album, "Parachutes," and also the first song on the "Garden State" Soundtrack. A short but very nice song. When you hear the song, and then read the book it becomes that much better.

"In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the 'Hitchiker's Guide' has already supplanted the great 'Encyclopedia Galactica' as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words 'DON'T PANIC' inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover."


"Bones sinking like stones,
All that we fought for,
Homes, places we've grown,
All of us are done for

we live in a beautiful world,
Yeah we do, yeah we do,
We live in a beautiful world"

by soontobepresjoe March 8, 2005

fuzzy panties

A pussy that has never been shaved.

That crazy french chick had fuzzy panties.

by jdubsac144 July 29, 2008

panic! at the disco

An awesome elctronic-rock band that can really perform live from Las Vegas.

Kid 1: Panic! At the Disco is cool!
Kid 2: I know. Brendon really knows how to dance.

by The Delgeet Monkey September 25, 2005

Panic Monkey

An endearing term, usually self imposed - to describe someone who suffers from panic disorder and anxiety, but is self aware - and does not subscribe to the sometines patronising "inner child" mechanics of psychology.

"Yeah, i know - I'm such a panic monkey"

"I was just being a panic monkey, no need for concern"

by Dysonthemodboy October 11, 2008