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Packing a Picnic Basket

The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.
Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.

Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.
by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009
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Packing the Meat

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.
by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009
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packing dacks

v. Shitting ones pants. Australian slang. Commonly used to describe a state of immense terror, said terror either figuratively or literally leading one to involuntarily empty ones bowels directly into whatever trousers one may be currently wearing. Experienced by most persons at some unfortunate moment in life, this temporary affliction can be both hilarious and horrifying to onlookers.
"Mate, my Met Regional is tomorrow afternoon, and my voice has been funky for weeks. I'm packing dacks."
"Dude, are you sure it's not the Raspberry Chia kombucha you destroyed yesterday evening with dinner?"
"Oh, yeah, that's probably it."
by Antipodean Windbag February 11, 2017
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Fat paki

Janet Farrell

A brown specimen of the Asian continent
South asian
Did you see that fat paki at the bus stop
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Ugly ass paki syndrome

When a paki thinks he's sexy as fuck but in reality they're clapped and get no hoes
That guy Amey thinks he's hot but he actually got ugly ass paki syndrome
by Jeetgarg September 9, 2019
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Paki Slap

To bitch slap/backhand a person of middle eastern orgin in the face and whilst laughing your head off shouting "ha you just got paki slapped"
Curtis: Hi Vinura *slaps*
Vinura: OW!
Curtis: HAAHAHHA U JUST GOT PAKI SLAPPED
by Sharkey_Boy October 12, 2005
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pakistani micropenis syndrome

pakistani micropenis syndrome

A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker

pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?
pakistani micropenis syndrome

A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker

pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?
by biedess December 20, 2020
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