prostitute

Your mom.

"Your father... *tear* was a great man... I remember when he slapped my-"
OLDER SISTER: MOM!

Example of your mother telling a tale of her days on the streets as a prostitute.

by Zexion's Betch September 13, 2010

Educational Prostitute

One who tries to use every minuscule action to achieve a higher ranking in the educational system. see Academic Prostitute

When the teacher told his students he was performing in a community play, Mary immediately asked if they would get extra credit for coming. Mary is an Educational Prostitute.

by 4ustin43 December 22, 2008

prostate soccer

A sexual act in which one partner sticks his her foot inside the male partner's anus and moves it about in order to stimulate the prostate (see also: finger hockey).

Baby if you don't behave, I'm gonna be the offense and you're gonna be the goalie in a little game I like to call prostate soccer

by SoccerBear June 26, 2009

Pastatute

Someone who sells themselves on the street for pasta.
Generally an Italian, or a rather large female. Will have sex with a male to be paid in pasta.

Joe: "How come that girl on the corner is showing you leg & licking her lips and asking for pasta?"

Rob: "Oh, that's just Angie, she's a real pastatute, she'll do ANYTHING for a plate of ziti".

by IloveEmilyMunn March 30, 2011

Prostitute

What nuns were before they were nuns.

You were all prostitutes before you became nuns!

by Lupinassthefourth October 3, 2008

prostitute

a girl that turns down a co-worker just because he is 32, lives with his parents, makes no money, doesn't have a drivers licence and is distinctly unattractive.

See that girl in cubicle 3? She turned me down for Saturday night. What a prostitute!

by stranded in kansas August 14, 2009

Prostate Punisher

Somebody that prefers to give very rough and painful butt sex. Can be used as a great insult.

Stop being such a prostate punisher.

Anal Annihilator

by Great Slang Vocabulary September 16, 2009