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prison brew

Strong ass coffee to get people up and moving. No frills or crazy flavors.
Is this regular coffee or prison brew? Because we are going to need some prison strength coffee to get through this day.
by savicini December 22, 2016
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prison oven

not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.
"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."
by LIAH KASRA December 3, 2013
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prison reid

Prison Reid is spencer reid in season 12 of criminal minds he will make you forget about any other guy. He’s the love of my life.
Girl 1 : OMG I found this prison reid live wallpaper

Girl 2: Don’t be shy. Send it my way
by mrsspencerreid_1 July 23, 2020
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Prison Pringles

Slang used in jails/prisons to describe genital warts.
Prisoner: That last bitch I fucked gave me prison pringles.
by dumpstergod556 November 8, 2019
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prison hot

There are two uses.

1. "prison" meant as a synonym for "extreme." origin: the graphic violence and man-on-man action in the HBO series "Oz," and any porno set in prison. Prison hot means extremely sexy, good, or appealing.

2. Sarcastic adjective used to describe something that some other pervert thinks is hot but is really disgusting, sick, or lame. (same origin)
1. ("extreme" use)
"That guy is prison hot!" or "That new 50 Cent cd is prison hot!"

2. (sarcastic use)
"I saw this great brazilian dog fuck video today, it was hot."
reply--"Yeah, that's prison hot."
by Lais May 16, 2006
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prison brownie

A sexual act in which a group of men (usually prisoners) are showering and one man shits into another's mouth.
As a convicted child rapist, Roger was a primary target to receive a prison brownie.
by IGraduatedTheFourthGrade October 6, 2017
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Prison Handshake

A common practice in prison to greet fresh meat with an unwanted and unnecessary hand job. Anal extrusions may also occur.
Paulie just got in the pen, time to give him the ole prison handshake, boys get the lube

Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake

They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!
by neoshinobi September 27, 2009
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