Poot

men with dad voices

"My dad is such a poot," Said Oilina

by Spicy Poot January 18, 2022

Poot

Handsome male with a very huge penis.

that nigga Poot he the shit. literally

by pobando December 12, 2018

Poots

Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).

"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad

by CaptainArc November 30, 2021

Poot

a very great snowman who likes to make robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

terror poot

Terror Poot: a fart that escapes when one is terrified.

"That clown jumped out of nowhere back in the haunted house! I think I let out a terror poot!"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012

Poot

A disappointing cumshot.

I wanted to bang my girlfriend, but all I could muster was a few poots a cum.

by Hob Nobben May 12, 2019