Flower picking

basically, it means grabbing tits. you can also say picking flowers.

Joe: Hey man, what'd you do saturday night?
John: Me and some homies went to flower picking.
Joe: NICE! How were they?
John: Double D baby

by nick block January 14, 2009

Ice Picking

When a man/woman takes a shit and then presumes to freeze the turd and once done takes it and substitutes it as a dildo

Joey: Bro, did you see Cindy Ice Picking in the bathroom at the party last night?

Craig: yeah
shit got me ROCKHARD...

by Ze Miteh Quinn February 28, 2011

picking wildflowers

To go on a date with a stranger, and go home with another stranger you're met on the date.

My blind date with Jimmy really sucked. He turned out to be kind of a turd. So I went picking wildflowers, and went home with the bartender.

by Butt Burger October 25, 2010

reverse pick-pocketing

Reverse pick-pocketing is when you take something(anything you want) and put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.

One time I put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.

by Jeramie Matsui September 28, 2004

Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

Pickling

The practice of inserting a pickle in ones assorted orafices in order to cure venereal disease.

Bob: Hey Joe, your being a douche, what's up your ass?

joe: Sorry Bob, don't mind me. I'm pickling. That hooker gave me the clap.

by Werd smif December 12, 2014

a cotton picking minute

1. a time of hardship
2. an expression used by odl white people
3. 400 years long

1. "damn yo this work is lasting a cotton picking minute home"
2. "wait a cotton picking minute young mister"
3. simple black man:"damn they was cotton picking for a minute"
educated black man: "abtou 400 somthing years to be exact"

by yello September 25, 2006