Skip to main content

Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
mugGet the Monkey's paw wish mug.

santa paws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023
mugGet the santa paws mug.

Fat Paw

When you finger bang a woman with the sole purpose of making her squirt.
My fat paw hit her like Niagara Falls.
by TexasCajun December 7, 2023
mugGet the Fat Paw mug.

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.
by Dandalorian December 15, 2022
mugGet the Monkey's Paw mug.

Hitting Paws

I'll do this one last thing but we're hitting paws after that.
by Team_Ed July 28, 2022
mugGet the Hitting Paws mug.

South Paw

this is really suppose to be Soft Paw... someone fighting with their weak hand and not dominant hand. soft and south sound alike and that's what they made out south paw. which really dishonor the king of the north where this comes from and we not talking about anything on tv. don't forget everything on tv and movies get their stories from real life. so basically this guy did so much damage with his weak hand which is his left hand and he is right handed. trying to take it easily on the guy and still really hurt him. so now everyone is scared of the thought of getting hit by his strong right hand when the weak left hand soft paw they made up crack this person jaw. i know he won't like the name soft paw, and not south paw for two reasons now legend says.
i hear a lot of boxers say they won't ever fight a south paw but won't explain why.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
mugGet the South Paw mug.

pussy lip paw

A slang term used for a masculine man but acts like a bitch.
Man, Seth sure is a pussy lip paw.
by mommiemilkedme May 9, 2022
mugGet the pussy lip paw mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email