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platter butt

an ass so flat you could serve on it.
"those jeans are too tight, they give you platter butt"

"your mom has platter butt"
by Cybelle November 28, 2006
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Potter Fever

Similar symptoms to the epidemic widely known as "Bieber fever" but with a level of maturity and elegance not seen amongst those suffering from "Bieber fever." Strikes most often prior to the release of a new book or movie about or relating to Harry Potter. May leave victims in a euphoric state that will, when it fades, plunge the victim into Post Potter Depression.
Bill: "When the final Harry Potter movie came out, I felt like I had Potter Fever."

Bob: "Careful Bill, Potter Fever and Post Potter Depression often go hand-in-hand."
by TeamPottermore August 17, 2011
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Harry James Potter

adorable cutie who will instantly steal your heart.
someone: "Harry James Potter is only a fictional character"
me: "stfu"
by moonlightsss June 1, 2021
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Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)
Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!
by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011
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Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.
Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.
by tekboi94 February 22, 2011
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Panter

A portmanteau of the words pan and banter.

It is used to describe any and all forms of pan based banter and often in reference to having to down a boiling pan or multiple boiling pans of an alcoholic beverage.

The word was initially coined in Shakespeare's Hamlet and has become commonplace in the English language from the late 1600s onward.
Example 1:
Horatio was being a bloody lad and had to down 6 pans of vodka and kas ... panter (Hamelt, Act 2, Scene 5)

Example 2:
Lost your wallet - that's a pan
Overly large forehead - that's 2 pans
HIV positive - that's a pain
Brain damage - that's a pan to catch your dribble
Instrument for writing with ink - that's a pen

The above is panter.
by vodkaandkas July 17, 2011
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The Harry Potter

First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.

Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?

Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.

Spencer: Airplanes????

Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.
by Hoink Douglas September 26, 2009
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