table chaser

A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.

My boy and I celebrated with a table at Minibar. We were surrounded by table chasers once the waitress brought over the bottle of Belvedere. Later that night we ran the train on those sluts. It was amazing.

by dis4ryan October 31, 2011

Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes

"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"

by CatLag September 30, 2020

Table One

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!

by Jreality7 March 17, 2012

Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

by The real holy cow February 4, 2020

Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)

"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"

by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010

Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1

Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked

by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022

table chicken

piece of chicken fallen off of hot sub onto grimy dirty unwashed table

Wow that is some gnarly table chicken

by kikilindy December 29, 2022