phone butter

The buildup of food, spit, and other nasty substances in the phone mouth-piece of your mouth breathing coworkers.

Jim's phone butter had a chunk of oatmeal in it!

by Mike_V May 27, 2005

Phone-thug

A person who threatens, or harasses another person over the phone, but wouldn't have the courage to do it in person.

She called my house today, and cursed me out, and threatened to beat me up, but when I saw her in school earlier today, she couldn't look me in the eyes. She's a punk! She just a phone-thug!

by M. J. Allicott May 27, 2007

Phone Dumb

When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.

"Ashley! Ashley! I've been talking to you for well over minute and you've gone all phone dumb".

by Baxter Wilde August 22, 2014

phone vegan

A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.

John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."

Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.

by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012

Phone Goalie

A person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.

Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....

by hemmingwayredux June 22, 2011

SIP-PHONE

SIP - (Session Initiation Protocol) is a signaling protocol used to create, manage and terminate sessions in an IP based network. A session could be a simple two-way telephone call or it could be a collaborative multi-media conference session. This makes possible to implement services like voice-enriched e-commerce, web page click-to-dial or Instant Messaging with buddy lists in an IP based environment. SIP has been the choice for services related to Voice over IP (VoIP) in the recent past. It is a standard (RFC 3261) put forward by Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF). SIP is still growing and being modified to take into account all relevant features as the technology expands and evolves. But it should be noted that the job of SIP is limited to only the setup and control of sessions. The details of the data exchange within a session e.g. the encoding or codec related to an audio/video media is not controlled by SIP and is taken care of by other protocols.

im gonna use my sip-phone to call overseas because its free

by David Cholagh April 19, 2007

Phone Drafting

Following closely behind someone while using your phone so you won't run into anything.

See also: People Drafting

"I need to send a text to Jimmy. Mind if I phone draft you for a minute?"

"Walking through San Francisco is annoying. At one point there were three people phone drafting me."

by farktronix June 18, 2008