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penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !
by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020
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Stiff Lifts

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013
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clit lift

1. when a female gets aroused

2. the female version of an erection
yo I was fooling around with Tammy last night she had some major clit lift going on

I was at _______ last night with Beka and Shelly, this guy was dancing with me he was so hot I got clit lift with only one drink.
by Dr Fugg August 3, 2010
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Hitting Lift

The act of folding the rear seats in a hatchback to create a makeshift bed for the purpose of jerking off another man between your thighs to completion, typically performed in a a 1999-2005 Toyota Celica.
Me and my Steinbach buddies are gonna be hitting lift down Trans-Canada tonight, wanna join?
by DryPump March 22, 2023
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lifting lips

This is the act of smiling with someone who is making you smile - YES making you smile for you can't do anything about it, as this person makes you happy to be alive. This person is smiling in return as well.
Tanner and Elsa spent the better part of the day lifting lips with one another. It would not be too long before they were locking lips, swapping spit, or generally harmless necking and harvesting hickeys.
by von groovy July 10, 2024
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Lifted Mickey

"Ah shoot eh, I got meself a lifted mickey over here. Sorry aboot that."
by FlapjackScraper August 4, 2016
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Lift Support

A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!
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