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God

All-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.
For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.---John 3:16
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The strongest force of all, he is the all knowing and the creator of everything. He sits apon a throne in heaven encouraging people to do the right thing.
Heaven is real and it's where "god" is.
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A being of higher magnitude of possible human understanding, and is believed to be the cause of wars, which is untrue. Wars start because people's warped view on god feeds their own selfish desires, and use God as a scapegoat for the pain they inflicted on others, and yet, athiests call theists fools for believing in a force that created the universe by design, and instead believe that the universe just happened, the earth just happened to sustain life, the first life on earth just happened to get the necessary chemical to actually live, said life form just happened to evolve into the first land walking creature, the creature just happened to evolve into a mammel, which in turn, just happened to evolve into humans
Which seems more likely, God? Or chance?
by Themaninthemask August 10, 2015
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The lord all mighty, who created all things. He is the immortal being who has been around longer then anything ever. To spend eternity with Him in the paradise He has given the name Hevan repent of your sins and accepte Him into your heart as your Lord and Savior.
I enjoy Joel Osteen's podcast about how to live your life the way God wishes for you to live it.
by Survivor of the Season March 19, 2017
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Person One: "Have you heard about God?"
Person Two: "Yeah he is a dick"
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A technologically advanced alien being from the planet of Genesis in the galaxy of Andromeda who arrived on Earth at about 212 BC via a wormhole on his starship. The starship had a name and it was called Noah's Ark (later the name becomes a myth in the Bible).

This alien being calling himself God enslaved human beings and manipulated their minds so that they would all praise this alien named God.

Jesus was created by God using a method similar to our IVF treatment, except much more advanced with a success rate of 100%. Jesus was then released into the community and God watched as society interacted with him. His research on the human race was completed when Jesus was hung out to dry on a cross.

God returned to the galaxy of Andromeda and now lives with his wife Mary, 2 boys and a girl. His longevity is due to the technology of his society.
God returned to the galaxy of Andromeda.
by God Is An Alien December 18, 2004
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