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They built a kitchen on the roof

A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.
Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?

Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.
by Hotline Deebo August 5, 2023
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No roof access

Signs that may appears in the stair ways. This means you cannot get to the top of building through normal ways.
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS.
J: No roof access in this stairs. Can't we find a way to the top and shoot some fireworks?
B: Climb up the wall then.
J: Never.
by DDDooordddy November 15, 2018
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roof

A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.
Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"
by Juni.J November 6, 2019
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Roof Toss

A game that involves throwing people off a roof. The bigger your splatter effect is the more points you get. You can also get points by tossing them into or in front of a moving car and other various object that make the landing more funny.
Hey jake lets go down to brooklyn and play a few rounds of roof toss.
by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024
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roof

oh my god, sol is being such a fucking roof today.
by ifurseeingthissay November 9, 2021
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Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
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New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
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