Table popsicle

Why... The... Fuck

damn I wanna eat a table popsicle

by CheeseCake420e October 21, 2020

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

by h boy123 May 30, 2018

Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016

table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.

Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.

by JohnFeldman January 7, 2020

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

by TheBigTable June 14, 2021