old mandrew

An elderly friend who claims everybody hates the world while simultaneously hating the world more then everyone else. Often gangly in appearance, they often rock haircuts from their childhood claiming they are still relevant. During mating season one will notice the little hair they have left (not balding... just thinning) stand up, signaling to near by females that he is permed and ready for coutis.

Jordan "Gills being such a dough bag downer tonight! "
Tyson "what, you mean old mandrew over there?"

by trexcellenta April 04, 2017

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Olde english

a malt liquor made by the Olde English 800 brewing company in Milwakee Wisconson. Popuar with ghetto youths, bums and alcoholics for its high alcohol to price ratio.

man i drank to fourties and ended up shooting my sugar ray into her purple star. (see dictionary for other definitions)

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 04, 2003

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Old TV

A funny sexual position where the man moves the woman's elevated and outstretched legs as though he is trying different orientations for an old-time TV antenna.

The "Old TV" position made them laugh like crazy, but it never did help the TV picture.

by bjmike March 22, 2010

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A Bit Of The Old

"in out,in out" quote from the character little Alex in the S.Kubrick movie,"A Clockwork Orange" Their euphimism for sexual intercourse.

Alex and his droogs were having a bit of the old in out, in out with her.

by Jonrush@ETEXAS July 22, 2005

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Old Greg

1. A scaly man fish originally aired on "The Mighty Boosh" now popular on You Tube and throughout Avon High School

2. You must love him exactly as he loves you, or you might be dealt with the same way he dealt with Curly Jefferson

3. Enjoys Watercolors and Baileys

4. Often displays mangina

noun: old greg's place; refers to an underwater cave that has all things that are good

Old greg quote:

"What're ya doin in my waters?"
"Not fishing...sir"
"Then why's this hook in me head?"
"...it's not mine"
"It's attatched to your rod mother licker!"

by Chelsea Patton May 13, 2008

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