Walmart Knees

When an infant has dirty knees from crawling on the floor.

"You need to mop your floor because Little Sally is getting Walmart knees."

by whitknee1 October 9, 2009

Skyrim Knee

A weak point where everything else is strong.

"Oh man I hate Maths it's my Skyrim Knee"

Achilles after being wounded in the heel "Argh you got me in my Skyrim Knee!"

by VikingScott January 8, 2012

Knee-Bag

When you store an object or objects behind your knee, whilst lifting the apropriate leg aloft to keep said object(s) in place.

"Yeh, i didn't have any hands free, so i used my Knee-Bag for a bit"

by Phatang May 12, 2009

Jesus's Knees

The holiest and most sexy knees you will ever see. They are powerful enough to kill half the universe if Jesus touches them together.

Person: "Oh my god, have you seen Jesus's Knees?"
Other Person: "No...?"
Jesus: "Hey look at my Knees!"
Both People: *Faints

by Supreme Comrade Stalin November 9, 2018

Arrow to the knee

Arrow to the knee is kind of a joke that originated from a video game called Skyrim. The line from the game is "I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow to the knee". Many people like to use the phase "...arrow to the knee" at the end of a sentence to compare themselves to what the person can do, or what they are doing.

Man 1 I used to write like you... until I took an arrow to the knee.
Man 2 What?
Man 1 An arrow to the knee.
Man 2 Sorry to hear that.

by Alter Ego October 4, 2012

knee-grow

"Honkey-Safe" way of sayin negro.

Hey Todd...did you notice that man was a (hushed voice) knee-grow?

by ClaxDawg Woof Woof July 2, 2003

hooker knees

The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.

Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.

by Csheridan December 29, 2007