qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is not a word!!!

A phrase only spoken by idiots with an IQ of -21

A: Hey, I am bored.
B: Look at urban dictionary
A: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
B: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is not a word!!!
A: Haha tricked you! This was an IQ test! You got -21 IQ

by Urban Dictionary Staffage November 26, 2024

That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

THAT'S not a gun

**That** is a gun!

When da intoxicated 'roo shooters saw Mick Dundee's rifle-wielding "kangaroo vigilante", they frenziedly took off in a blind panic, as if they had no viable weapons of their own to return fire with. And so Mick --- after complimenting da dead kangaroo on its supposed marksmanship ("Good one, Skippy!") --- could have then jokingly told Sue, "That pathetic pea-shooter that that overflowing-bladdered Sidney-based loudmouth was luggin' around?! THAT'S not a gun --- THIS is a gun!", since said noisy Lee-Enfield 303 had been so effective at scaring off said tipsy adult-delinquent and his fellow "slick city cowboys".

by QuacksO January 29, 2026

It's not a 1 v 1

It takes all of you to do this and you've done nothing but get other people's kids murdered by being a mental retard who doesn't understand words.

Hym "It's not a 1 v 1. You didn't actually grasp what was happening here and now you're trying to abscond with my work."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

That's not a joke

That's not what's happening hear, shit-stain.

Hym "That's not a joke what you're doing there. This was the wrong time to be uppity about your kids. You came into this thinking I was pranking your or something and now your want to pretend it doesn't matter that I was right because you still want to be uppity about your kids. Like, you don't tell me anything parent-bitch. You tell those fucking kids of yours that you're trying to trade them for another little boy or girl. And when your kids ask WHY you can tell them 'I tried to dictate to Hym the nature and course of his life so I fed them to Hym so he wouldn't come for you.' OR you can lie to their shit, retarded little faces. Which is what I expect your to do."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots

No. I don't need to apologize for rape. I didn't rape anyone. You are stealing both my life and my identity and replace it with YOUR shit life and convincing a gaggle of idiots to help you do it doesn't make you smart and it shouldn't distract from the fact that I was right about the "weaponized schizophrenia" and what it would lead to.

Hym "I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots. I'm not going to let a power tripping idiot twist my arm into making an apology for a rape I didn't commit or doing something that is benign. I'm not swapping lives because you don't like the shit I said."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

It's not a fight

I'm doing what I'm doing and OTHER PEOPLE are trying to intercede their own bulkshit into what I'm doing so they can steal my shit and the are using everything I do and say as post hoc justification to continue do what they have been doing since I was 19 which is stalk, harass, and now use that stalking and harassment to try to control my behavior while using me to generate money for themselves and leave me out of the proceeds they did nothing to earn.

Hym "It has nothing to do with my IQ and everything to do with rejecting any relative or disparate statements I make regarding ME or other people. It's not a fight. I'm not fighting anyone for anything. They are just trying to beat me into submission and that isn't what this is about. I refuse to participate and I shouldn't have to wait or ask for this."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025