Nolan

"Sincerely, the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Nolan is the guy every girl would want to be with; he is the most genuine human being you could meet and is always wanting to strive to be a better person. He is sweet, caring, kind, and the utmost loyal man you will ever meet. He will love you with his entire being and call you cute names. Nolan is the definition of "fairytale." He is the most amazing human being a girl could ever ask for; and i am so so lucky to be able to call this man mine. to any girl who ever belongs to a Nolan; his heart is pure, protect it with your entire being.

I love you Nol.
- Octy

"i love you Nol"

"i'm lucky to have you Nolan"

" I truly see a life with you Nolan"

by Octypod February 5, 2024

Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about

Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.

Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.

by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023

Nolan

Pogger gamer who likes math rock and bitter coffee

Dang that Nolan can really keep up with the polyrhythms and the PC gamin

by blooperscoopertrooperflooper January 24, 2023

Nolan

Nolan is annoying and will forgive a total asshole of a friend in a couple of days, if they were to stop acting like a complete asshole. He is incredibly toxic often, also, he is a total sexist. You do NOT want to be friends with him, he will become unbearably clingy, and if you say anything about it, he will get pissed at you and your friendship will never be the same, in fact you will learn to hate him and his assholery.

Sammy: Ughhhh!! My brother is SO annoying!!

Steve: Wow, he sounds like a total Nolan!

by scarscarscarscarscar February 5, 2023

Nolan

verb. to engage futilely and ceaselessly in crying, and pouting for the attention of others

Steve: Tim is really nolan-ing today.
Me: ain't nobody got time for that

by yelloh January 7, 2023

Nolan

A gross name that relates with many gross people. This person is usually the type of person to only play minecraft, Roblox and/or Fortnite.

guy 1: Ew is that nolan?
guy 2: yeah, he's the one kid who ate paste in first grade

by Sotamboys January 8, 2023