Nipplebumkiss

a dirty word used to describe large bitches who go to walmart and cant get free lepoard print flip flops to save their life.

Did you see that Nipplebumkiss hitting on katie at the party?

by Deano the Beano August 13, 2008

nipple rash

what happens from either:
1. too much nipple sucking/fondling during sexy time
or
2. shreddin' all day and in most cases on a surfboard that has sand rubbed in with the wax, thus making your nips chapped and rough like a dry twat. this fucking hurts, you fucking mung scooper.

chester- "dude, I've got nipple rash off the yang"

fucking jeffrey-"your a faggot, man, has ann been sucking your nipples again? I told you it's the other way around, you're supposed to suck hers"

chester-"no dude, not this time, I surfed all day today and my nips are bloody like your moms vagina at the end of the month"

by K-slizzle April 2, 2009

nappy

Tightly coiled / curled unaltered hair. Coiled hair in its natural state

as found on people of African descent who do not chemically alter their hair texture.

by Sister Neely February 24, 2004

nipplectomy

to have one's nipple or nipples removed, either surgically or by other means.

Jennifer flipped out on me when I had a seizure and accidently clamped down on her right tit with my teeth. I really didn't mean to give her a nipplectomy.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

nipple head

a word as such to describe air heads that have no idea what they are doing....

u F'n! nipple head!!!

by -Drift-R- August 28, 2003

pancake nipple

Areola or tissue around the nipple of gargantuan proportions, see silver dollars. Not to be confused with flap-jack tits which is a natural phenomenon of pendulous and flabby tits looking like 5 pounds of shit in a ten pound bag see hangers..

That bitch was fine, but her pancake nipples are fucking nasty! Her pancake nipples resembled parabolic satellite dishes.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

nipple meter

a gauge of temperature when you step outside on a cold day

Damn boys, my nipple meter says it's pretty fuckin cold out here.

by dirk2121 February 16, 2004