Nelson's Nightmare

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it

let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))

by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

nightmare disorder

A disorder characterized by frequent or nightly nightmares. But not night terrors.

Toby has Nightmare Disorder, so he's always sleep deprived.

by F-ingGhostRider January 23, 2019

Nelliston Nightmare

According to legend, from a local car dealer. A nelliston nightmare is when you purchase a used or new vehicle, and someone has dropped a deuce in the center console.

" I bought a new truck, and realized when I opened the center console, someone had dropped a deuce up into her and left me a nelliston nightmare "

by Seikoaliko February 8, 2019

The Nightmare Of The Air Balloon

A horror game based on a nightmare about a hot air balloon that is used for eyesight testing ( like the picture bellow ) And btw yes i do know that the plot is really weirdvand to be honest i can't argue w that.

keniN3wbie: The nightmare of the air Balloon is a good game, i played with 20fps but its good, looks like a smoker sees.

by Your bob September 1, 2022

Ur worst nightmare...🤯

DONT SCROLL ITS UR WORST NIGHTMARE

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Ur worst nightmare...🤯

by RUMI EDITS November 4, 2022

Philosopher's Nightmare

Any time you're witnessing a conversation spiral downwards and are able to identify the rhetorical techniques participants are fueling the descent with little hope of being able to recover from. Techniques include cherry-picking, generalizing, the moral high ground, appealing to fear or popularity, aggressive (including passive) behavior, explicit bias and persistent rambling with an intent to win over the other side. You're confident any contribution or attempt to help move the conversation forward will be ignored or met with immediate resistance and rejection.

That post on Facebook about gun control became a Philosopher's Nightmare with most of the participants attacking and distracting each other.

by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 27, 2022