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NOT BAD DREAMS!(i bet you wish they were!) Nightmares are ghostly bats, who are as dark as the desert night and can only be seen at night. When they hunt they hunt in packs, you can only see them when they jump to bite you. Nightmares will bite you straight in the heart just to inject black venom into your body which will give you – you guessed it – nightmares. Aptly named creatures! Also, when you don’t get treated after a bite, you die because of the hallucinations their venom causes, so maybe don’t act too lackadaisical about nightmares, OK? like skinwalkers they hate light, any kind. if you have access to fire or any lighter, use it! it may save your life!
the nightmares are coming! they're so black I can barely see them--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nightmare Slayer

The absolute master of GD! He can beat bloodlust in one attempt with his eyes closed! And all this because he beat the Nightmare
Do you know Sunix? He is a Nightmare Slayer!
by EpicSheepPlayz February 28, 2018
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nightmayor

A citizen's grimly-humorous term for a local "head-honcho from Hell".
Possum Lake's perpetually-re-elected "top dog", Wally "Kickback" Kibler, originally got his job only through the shady political finagling of his also-an-elected-county-official wife, is suspected of rigging the town's voting-machines, is stingy with the public funds, gives and receives bribes from the town's socially-prominent, and takes more bleepin' vacations than George Bush --- what a nightmayor!
by QuacksO November 20, 2018
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nightmare disorder

A disorder characterized by frequent or nightly nightmares. But not night terrors.
Toby has Nightmare Disorder, so he's always sleep deprived.
by F-ingGhostRider January 23, 2019
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Nightmare

Some big black motherfucker that acts like a beast
Guy: Holy shit is that nightmare?!?
Nightmare: BEGONE THOT
by Quiverfox43 May 26, 2019
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Nightmarrhea

Also known as scared sh!tless.
A very creeping type of diarrhea caused by watching or experiencing scenes of extreme levels of creepiness or elongated exposure to creepiness, this can be photos, videos, real life experiences, or otherwise.
Known for ruining down the legs without being noticed by the owner.
One second you're fine, next thing you know your shoes are soggy,
Like a nightmare you never know when (after exposure) it is gonna get you.
Ideally you want to stay home near a bathroom once you first notice signs for 12 to 24 hrs until it passes, however more stubborn examples have been observed.
There is no known cure.
Exposure therapy can help, but more research is needed.
Boss- "John I see you missed 2 days this week, do you have a doctor's note?"
John- "no sir I had nightmarrhea"
Boss- silence
John- "I watched a few creepipasta videos on Sunday, and later that night I watched signs"
Boss- "oh, is that all? Just don't let that terrible faith happen again.
In my youth that was child's play"
by Z-link June 3, 2019
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nightmare gang

a gang in robloc where you need to look like someone from a nightmare.
by minecappter October 28, 2019
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