Newtoner

A newtoner is someone from newton me willows.(not any punters tho) They are the hardest people in St. Helens and terror parr eds n yickers on the daily. They would without a doubt cave the parr eds skulls in and smash their mums back doors in. Yickers are especially shook of newtoners as they are the biggest bitches in all of St. Helens.

Parr ed: Ay bro where ye from lad
Newtoner: I’m from newton lad
Parr ed: I’m sorry lad I didn’t know
*Parr ed legs it*

by NBlock October 25, 2020

Cam Newton

A tree head peace of shit

Cam Newton Has a tree growing on his dam head and

by Patriots fan lmao November 1, 2020

The Newton School

the school where you get lots of diseases

imagine going to The Newton School

by trumpwoochie October 31, 2021

Newton Shelton

Failiure

Newton Shelton is a really good people

by JANANAN DESPACITO July 5, 2022

Newton rings

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).

Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.

We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.

You... me..... newtons?

I just SMASHED her newton rings.

I'd love to be in her newton rings.

I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.

by SHAMID! December 7, 2010

Newtons balls

When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.

When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.

Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"

EWW man your fucken Newton baller?

Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.

by Wallet105 October 20, 2019

newton's 4th law

this is not talked about too much. newton states that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough

i follow newton's 4th law

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023