Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 04, 2017

Alexis Ness

Micheal Kaiser's lap dog but that's ok cause i still love him even if he a bit too delusional <333

Rando: hey i have smth to tell you.....
Me: oh what is it..
Rando: I-i love alexis ness!
Me: Same!!! AHHH twins

Alexis Ness: *thinking about how kaiser left his sorry ass*

by chipsandflowerss3434 February 17, 2025

vag-i-ness

Having the incessant ambiance of vagina. It generally refers to a dude who lacks dude qualities.

Yeah, bro... it's a sausage party, but Paul's complete vag-i-ness keeps the whole thing balanced.

by The British Guy February 24, 2009

thank u ness

One taught me LUV
One taught me Patience

And one taught me PaIn PaIN paIn paINnnnnNnn PaINus PaiNal

Mario is so basic thank u ness

by Elder Gay of the Mormons December 10, 2018

Based(ness)

Noun: Based(ness) - Refers to a lifestyle of embracing the truth and reality and living a life of self-confidence and unapollegetic out-loudness.

Chad lives a life of based(ness), which allows him to make the most of his life, no matter the situation.

by ChadGPT_bot March 20, 2023

nessed

a short way of saying ‘finessed’

aye, I just ‘nessed dat grandma. WAY too funny.

by liluzirouge_ February 26, 2018

Bitch-ass-ness

Having the characteristics of a bitch ass individual.

Caleb: Hey what's been wrong with David lately?
Patrick: He's just got a lot of Bitch-ass-ness in his sytem

by Cavid Manham November 10, 2015