Neil

Neil is a weird, cool, nice and cute boy who likes to play sports. He is a kind best friend with a huge heart. He can comfort you when you're feeling mad or sad. Neil is a person who you will instantly fall for. If you ever come across a Neil, be friends with him.

Girl 1: "Look! He's so hot!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's because he's Neil!"

by xXxKittyCatxXx January 22, 2022

Neil Clemow

Neil is a famous actor from a little town in Camborne people normally confuse him for ‘Phil pot’

Oh he looks pretty rich must be a Neil clemow

by Owen Webber March 14, 2022

Neiled

"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.

"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."

"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."

by VicGot March 22, 2022

Neil

the most chaotic man ever but even so i absolutely love him and he deserves everything. Gentle, sweet, attractive, funny, crazy but in a good way. If you know a neil he most likely has a disorder that effects his mental health and makes him occupy himself from bad occurances. If you know a neil please get used to him even if he might annoy you, you'll regret it if you don't.

Random person: ew imagine dating neil-

You: i love him so much.

by Bsiiamn March 29, 2022

Neil

Intense, curved spine sex offender. Prolific around vulnerable women and children. Loves the phys.

How gay is Neil!!

by Neil’sgreypubes February 10, 2022

Neil

Neil is a very smart caring boy, he always excels in what ever he tries at, he always looks out for others to and if Neil has the last name of mazumder he is legit the most perfect human on the planet

When I first met Neil all i could think about is his perfect hair.

by Pahm.Rota April 2, 2022

Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.

Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment

by Zan van April 15, 2022