nerf

The state of being so frustrated by ineptitude in the office that one wishes to stuff a nerf football down the offender's throat to end the frustration.

God DAMN it! My boss has no idea what this project is all about, I just feel so damn....nerf!

by thecorsair June 11, 2009

nerf

verb: used in the off road community. to bump, or tap another vehicle. can also be used sexually.

"haha, i just nerfed the bumper on your truck brah"

dude 1: "remember that chick Ashley from that party last night?"
dude 2: "The one with the big tits?"
dude 3: "yahh, I nerfed her with my dick...or cock!"

by tacofab November 22, 2009

Dutty Nerf

Someone who DOESNT know what a 'Dutty Nerf' is.

Frankie: Your a dutty nerf
Tom: Whats a dutty nerf?
Frankie: Someone who doesnt know what a dutty nerf is.
Tom: But now i know what it is
Frankie: yes, and now your not a dutty nerf.
Tom: but mike is a dutty nerf?
Frankie: yes, mike is a dutty nerf.

by FrazyMay69 March 25, 2011

nerf herder

A girl who has a lot of guys persuing her. Female version of a "mack-daddy"

"Man, that chick is suck a nerf herder! Nobody can get with her!"

by Rippleffect September 2, 2003

nerfherger

a person who brings all the hot girls he meets to a guy. This guy is much like a wingman.

Guy 1: Yeah, he introduced me to Sarah last week.
Guy 2: He is such a nerfherger.

by BhAm139 February 17, 2010

Neeraj

A clown or a liar

He was being a Neeraj when he was talking about his night last night.

by Jeeeeeesus August 8, 2021

Neeraja

Extreme love for food.
Usually gets fatter and fatter day by day regardless of exercise and diet control.
A very down to earth and friendly person.
Ugly but has a unique way to attract others.Interacts easily with friends.

Hey..Neeraja just kidzoned me.
Oh no ! Hide your food , Neeraja is here.

by Kite143 September 30, 2018