The "Salt Flats"

The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".

The "salt flats" ~ noun

After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.

by MiGKomPressoR January 10, 2011

Salt The Water

The act of ejaculating onto your partner whilst they are bathing in a tub

Hey babe, I'm sitting in the tub, can you salt the water for me?

by Tyulalapxnns July 26, 2019

salt the eggs

impregnate a woman

Oh I hear Jimmy and Jamilla really want a baby, so Jimmy 's been trying hard to salt the eggs

by legalizeRanchNumberTwo February 7, 2017

Hot salt

Synonym for semen or male ejaculate. Also another word for jizz, sperm or cum.

Shoot that hot salt all over these big bits! Give it to me damn it!

by Cowboytickler October 13, 2020

salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004

Salt flow

Salt flow is the term used to describe the flow of saltiness coming from an individual. salty

The salt flow is real with that one

Jake Herman is on that salt flow

by Anthony J Buccola December 9, 2015

a-salt-ed

When roads are covered with far too much salt to melt the ice and snow and it gets all over cars and clothing.

My car used to be blue, now it is grey. They must have a-salt-ed the roads.

by Geo Joe January 13, 2011